Monday, 21 January 2013

We're Baaaaack!

Hi friends!

We all would like to start the post by saying sorry that we've not
been around in ages. As you probably know, the human was experiencing
blog problems for ages. For some reason, Blogger wasn't even letting
her post by email, but she's got that worked out now, so hopefully
this post will go up! Then, after Christmas, we had some, well, let's
call it stuff, going on, and she lost her mojo a little bit. Hopefully
though, we're now back! We've missed you all loads and loads!

We know you'd probly like to hear what's been happening to us over the
last while, but we're gonna put that on hold till another day. Why?
Cuz we've got something much, much more exciting to miaow you all
about! Our Secret Paws package!

Sadly, it didn't arrive in time for Christmouse, but we know we're
good girls, so we just know'd that Santa Paws wouldn't forget us. So
we waited and waited and waited, and eventually, one of the silly
peoples that lives beside the human came to her door and said that she
had a package for her that the man in the shorts had left ages ago but
that she'd forgotted about! And it was our Secret Paws package!

Sadly, we don't know who it's from as the human's eyes don't work well
enough to read the letter in the bag, but we got a photo too! Again,
sadly, the package had been badly handled, so it came to us with a
couple of holes in. We don't know if we got everything that our lovely
Secret Paws put in there for us, so if we don't mention something in
the post, that's why, but we got enough that we're super, super happy!
There was loads of stuff in there!

First of all, the human gived us some little balls and mousies, and we
went mad for them! Gabby chased everything, Tia chased all the balls,
and we had a great time! But then, the best thing ever came outta the
box. Not 1, but 2 Pawbreakers! Friends, our human says we all went a
little loopyloo when they came out. We were running so hard that we
were even hitting the walls! The human says she still hasn't been able
to find one of the Pawbreakers, cuz we whapped it so hard that it
hadda go hide somewhere! We're not telling where!

But friends, it gets even better than that! Next out was something
that was real, real, real, real whiffy! The human couldn't even get it
all the way outta its bag before Millie was diving on her and trying
to wrassle it outta her hands. Friends, it was a super huge mousie,
just stuffed brimful of the whiffiest catnip ever in the whole wide
world! And it has a super long tail! Our human teased us. She held
onto the tail and maked the mousie twitch around all over the floor.
And Millie loved it! She dived on it and bunnykicked it and dribbled
on it and runned away with it and tried to keep it for her own!
Eventually, we all got a chance to play with it, but only after Millie
was blissed on the catnip whiffies!

But friends, the crowning glory was the lovely foods in there! We got
what we think is freeze dried raw which we all go bananas for, and we
got some yummy dry foods too that we've been having when we've been
extra good. Our human laughs at us cuz she says we think this
complete, good for you cat food is a treaty! But we know better. We
know it's a good for you cat food, not a treaty, but let me tell you
something, friends, it tastes so good that it's a good for you cat
food and a treaty all in one! And that's special! There's not many
good for you cat foods that are that good, we can tell you!

Our Secret Paw was also kind enough to include a little gift for the
human, a gorgeous tube of wafer thin, melt in your mouth cineamon
cookies which my human absolutely fell in love with! We tried to steal
some, but she wouldn't let us have any, not even Apache, who tried
ever so hard! She did give her the empty tube to play with though, so
it wasn't all bad.

So, to our Secret Paw sender, we'd like to say a huge, huge thank you
so much! We're sending loads of head bumpies and kissies your way, and
if you'd like to tell us who you are, then we'd be all the more glad
for it! Thank you so, so much for such an amazing present that we love
so much that our human actually has to hide the toys away from us to
stop us loving them so hard that we ruin them! And to stop Apache
stealing the catnip mousie that she thinks belongs only to her! We're
sorry that it took us so long to tell you it had got here, but we're
glad to be back!

So, friends, our Christmouse came late, but boy was it worth waiting
for! Soon, we'll tell you all about what we've been up to in the last
few months, and we'll also tell you who this Apache person is!... Come
back soon!